2012 – See The End of the World

You know how sometimes you think of something that sounds really funny to you, so you start doing it, and pretty soon you realize no one else is paying attention? That’s this blog. Actually, exactly one person regularly looks: Hi, Mom!

Part of the problem with the joke is that it requires people to look in two different places for the same picture with different captions. I should have split screened them. Ah, well. Live and learn.

My family has a method for dealing with jokes that are told but not laughed at: we repeat them, but slower and louder to make sure everyone really has a chance to understand and appreciate them. However, I have decided instead to call off the blogs and continue to post the pictures on flickr. Pictures still get taken and posted, and I don’t get unreasonably annoyed that no one is looking at what I’m doing.

So, go look at pictures, would ya?

This man’s home was destroyed by pre-destruction-of-the-world destruction. Now he lives on the street, pretending the window to the inside is a window to the outside. He can take cold comfort in the knowledge that we all we be obliterated.

As the Earth dies and light fades, scientists construct massive artificial suns to try and stave off the inevitable. Good luck with that, scientists!

No special lens will let you see a way to survive!

People are hiding from the mail. Why worry about communication when the world is about to be destroyed?

Local looters are leaving behind money and taking the only things with any real value at the end of the world: pies.

You can’t have a cautions apocalypse! I used no caution around this because I am going to live every second this planet has left exactly how I want! So what if I broke my leg? I WANTED THE FREE PLASTER FOR MY SURVIVAL HUT!

Even if your opinions ever mattered before, they do not matter now. They are overshadowed by the unbiased fact that the world is ending.

Advertisements are being allowed to break down and return to their natural, non-commercial state.